Glad I got fans out there, take THAT mom and dad! You never appreciated my gift and now look at me! First I'll get my name out there with a turd of the week, then it's just a matter of time before I'm king of the portal and employ my geniously evil plan. What plan you ask? Well it's quite simple really... wait! I know this trick and I won't fall for it. Trying to get me to spill the beans, eh? Haha, to the shark tank with this one, take them away Number 2. What!? No! You shot me Number 2! Number 2 how could you turn on me? I nursed you back to health after I found you abandoned along the river as a baby, I taught you everything about life, love... the business. I see now, you're planning on taking over is that it? If you wanted in all you had to do was ask me, It didn't have to come to this... it didn't hav......uhhnn
but I digress, thanks for your time and your votes!