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Thanks Shika - this twisted old nut bangin' around in my skull has a ferocious appetite for syrupy jeez stories.
Lmao
Joy has this odd fetish you see, she likes to beat the living shit out of me.
All day and all night she just keeps goin', and after awhile my dick starts growin'.
from every punch and a whip, I get this tingle between my hips.
if you think that sounds wrong, just imagine jamie in a thong
oops that made it worse, watch out i'm gana SPURT
when i then finished, Joys pleasures had diminished.
jack be nimble, jack be quik, jack has a candle in his dick.
Jon, you monster. Haha :3
i failed D:
nawww
Premature ejaculation for the lose.
Sorry, bro :/
We still love you
He just SO BADLY wanted that baggie of syrup. He Just.. so badly wanted it.
I wanna prequel >:c
Right!?
I'll come up with something at some point, prollies.. maybe.
I still lol a little bit reading this
she tried to run away, scared, as it was something she had never seen before. Everywhere she went, it was not far behind. she got ahead by a few paces and jumped into an alley way. as she hid behind some garbage cans she sneaked a peek, and saw it skip just pas the alley.
She sat there for a few minutes regaining her breath, as she was running for a long time. deep breath after deep breath, she finally felt recovered. she stood up, turn around, and BOOM it was right there, staring her right in the face. She stood paralyzed in fear. It came at her, and knocked her onto the ground. She tried struggling, but it was to strong. It held her in place, as it ripped open her shirt.
She let out a loud cry, as it hurt. The force of this being, was to strong. she couldn't moved if she tried, so she just laid there. It push her pants down to her ankles. She let out a loud cry for help, but no one was around to hear. She started to cry cause she knew what was coming next.
What happened next is now running through my head... *burning up*
It's splooge, not spooge
Also, wtf
Same thing: http://www.urbandictionary.com/de fine.php?term=spooge
Also, ftw
What the fuck?
Fuck the what?
Wow. Morbid. Reminds me of a nightmare I had last night when I was forced to watch a shock film that showed a guy letting himself being raped a baboon-mutant thing. I think I'll ake into a flash animation.
Sekhem is someone harrasing me.
wow lol
just 1 question lol if Ur a female then Y is most of Ur art have boobys :)
I'll tell you when you are old enough to know about "boobys".
Nice red hair.
Why yes I would be delighted to marry you
I approve!
I approve of your approval!
Umm...I want to molest you...?
Now say it like you mean it, babeh. ;D
oh boy
hmm?
I'm sorry.
Haha, no worries! *hugs*
merlin
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CosmicDeath
SLATHER THAT SYRUP!!!!!!! *whip cracks*