There once was a beautiful angel - it brought 24-hour supermarkets. And energy drinks. The angel was all happiness and butterflies and fairy type things, but much more holy.

Then, one day, I woke up to a ferocious headache and thought I was dying. The angel appeared before and said: "The first one was free. Now your soul belongs to me."

So fuck if I'm not addicted to caffeine. Damnit. I knew this would happen.

Lesson here... Don't drink angels' piss. Or rely heavily on energy drinks to survive.