weedwhacker hairstyle

#####EDIT: Jmalouin7 was here#####

The delicious dumpster juices ran down his body as he dragged himself out of the pile of garbage bags he'd been using as a makeshift hooker pad.

Blood and spooge dribbled from between his legs and onto the asphalt as he stumbled toward the ham beast that had attacked him.

"You son of a bitch! You've ruined my lovely lady-bits", he grumbled.

The ham beast's pendulous nethers swung back and forth as he began to do a touch-down victory dance; the prostitute wrenched open the little baggie of precious syrup he'd been paid with and began slathering it all over his meth-wrinkled features.

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merlin 2009-12-24 05:51:05

sweet satutory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CosmicDeath 2009-12-24 05:51:05

SLATHER THAT SYRUP!!!!!!! *whip cracks*

Shikamarana 2009-12-24 07:26:37

Nice!

CosmicDeath 2009-12-24 07:26:37

Thanks Shika - this twisted old nut bangin' around in my skull has a ferocious appetite for syrupy jeez stories.

Shikamarana 2009-12-25 07:13:06

Lmao

Father-of-Death 2009-12-29 02:13:14

Joy has this odd fetish you see, she likes to beat the living shit out of me.
All day and all night she just keeps goin', and after awhile my dick starts growin'.
from every punch and a whip, I get this tingle between my hips.
if you think that sounds wrong, just imagine jamie in a thong
oops that made it worse, watch out i'm gana SPURT
when i then finished, Joys pleasures had diminished.

jack be nimble, jack be quik, jack has a candle in his dick.

CosmicDeath 2009-12-29 02:13:14

Jon, you monster. Haha :3

Father-of-Death 2009-12-29 02:20:46

i failed D:

CosmicDeath 2009-12-29 02:20:46

nawww

Shikamarana 2009-12-29 19:44:03

Premature ejaculation for the lose.

Sorry, bro :/

We still love you

CosmicDeath 2009-12-29 19:44:03

He just SO BADLY wanted that baggie of syrup. He Just.. so badly wanted it.

RobThanatos 2009-12-31 01:23:46

I wanna prequel >:c

CosmicDeath 2009-12-31 01:23:46

Right!?

I'll come up with something at some point, prollies.. maybe.

Shikamarana 2010-01-01 15:41:25

I still lol a little bit reading this

jmalouin7 2010-01-01 18:33:35

she tried to run away, scared, as it was something she had never seen before. Everywhere she went, it was not far behind. she got ahead by a few paces and jumped into an alley way. as she hid behind some garbage cans she sneaked a peek, and saw it skip just pas the alley.

She sat there for a few minutes regaining her breath, as she was running for a long time. deep breath after deep breath, she finally felt recovered. she stood up, turn around, and BOOM it was right there, staring her right in the face. She stood paralyzed in fear. It came at her, and knocked her onto the ground. She tried struggling, but it was to strong. It held her in place, as it ripped open her shirt.

She let out a loud cry, as it hurt. The force of this being, was to strong. she couldn't moved if she tried, so she just laid there. It push her pants down to her ankles. She let out a loud cry for help, but no one was around to hear. She started to cry cause she knew what was coming next.

CosmicDeath 2010-01-01 18:33:35

What happened next is now running through my head... *burning up*

Timmy 2010-01-05 16:50:29

It's splooge, not spooge

Also, wtf

CosmicDeath 2010-01-05 16:50:29

Same thing: http://www.urbandictionary.com/de fine.php?term=spooge

Also, ftw

Dew 2010-01-07 21:14:04

What the fuck?

CosmicDeath 2010-01-07 21:14:04

Fuck the what?

Natick 2010-01-08 19:11:52

Wow. Morbid. Reminds me of a nightmare I had last night when I was forced to watch a shock film that showed a guy letting himself being raped a baboon-mutant thing. I think I'll ake into a flash animation.

Sekhem is someone harrasing me.

Jackson172 2010-01-09 13:32:13

wow lol

Jackson172 2010-01-09 13:33:40

just 1 question lol if Ur a female then Y is most of Ur art have boobys :)

CosmicDeath 2010-01-09 13:33:40

I'll tell you when you are old enough to know about "boobys".

Jeffaro 2010-01-14 10:19:57

Nice red hair.

JoeTheToucan 2010-01-17 17:49:27

Why yes I would be delighted to marry you

Rig 2010-01-20 10:11:13

I approve!

CosmicDeath 2010-01-20 10:11:13

I approve of your approval!

ReallyLongUsername 2010-01-24 22:54:29

Umm...I want to molest you...?

CosmicDeath 2010-01-24 22:54:29

Now say it like you mean it, babeh. ;D

Shikamarana 2010-01-26 16:24:28

oh boy

CosmicDeath 2010-01-26 16:24:28

hmm?

cast 2010-01-28 05:58:12

I'm sorry.

CosmicDeath 2010-01-28 05:58:12

Haha, no worries! *hugs*

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